Create a movie based on this year’s Oscar nominees: a director, a writer, and eight actors (two from each category)

Here’s mine

Director: Coralie Fargeat

Writer: Sean Baker

Actors - Demi Moore - Timothèe Chalamet - Isabella Rossellini - Guy Pearce - Mikey Madison - Colman Domingo - Ariana Grande - Jeremy Strong

With Fargeat’s directing and Baker’s writing, I’m thinking this film would be a melodramatic satire that has a touch of humor and reality to it. It would be mostly character driven, and for my selfish viewing pleasure it’d also be like 3 hours with no definitive plot - yet it’s one of those films where you just can’t stop watching it. Kind of like The White Lotus (a TV show but you get the point.) Lots of dark humor, some semi-taboo plot lines, and an in-your-face directing style.

Does that make sense? Probably not.