I wanna be a child again

I wanna get unsolicited kisses from different women without having to pay for any of them.

I wanna get the freedom of emptying my bowels anywhere even in the church and people would still be happy that I did it.

I wanna sleep 18 hours a day only to wake up and find a whole boob in my mouth with the warmest milk.

I wanna eat, sleep and shit without having to worry about my next paycheck.

I wanna watch the Flintstones and Courage the cowardly dog again, I guess there are some episodes I missed.

I wanna sleep next to my mom and dad everyday for the world isn't easy when you're an adult.

I wanna get a chance of making mistakes for the only mistake a child does are school work and that can be erased because now as an adult no one can erase my addiction.

I wanna be a child again for the simple fact that adulting is a scam.